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About imchacon22 : Mommy of 2 and very happily married. Please don't message me especially inappropriate messages. Thanks
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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
Monday 3 August 2015