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imbtrtenu
  • Town/Country : Sicily, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3009
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5392) - you deserved it (58561)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

#4405208 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (48307) - you deserved it (2203)

On 08/09/2009 at 9:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657 (766)

I agree, your life sucks (66988) - you deserved it (13616)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

#2963947 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (21141) - you deserved it (4253)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:12am - health - by Broken (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

#2949089 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (8419) - you deserved it (24343)

On 06/16/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)