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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27863)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51718) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/29/2009 at 11:20pm - love - by screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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