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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 308
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About imbatmanfir : -Bands: Black Veil Brides, Falling in
Reverse, Of Mice and Men, Breathe
Carolina, A Day to Remember, Escape
the Fate, Sleeping with Sirens
-Jacky Vincent is love, Andy Biersack is life
-I love tattoos and piercings, but mostly
tattoos ;p
-Disney and Horror movies are. the. best.
-Rap is like scissors, it always loses to
-It should be Halloween every day.
-If you say The Walking Dead sucks to my
face, you risk your life.
-I enjoy freaking people out >:D
-Rest in peace, Uncle Mike
9/08/69-6/25/13 suicide sucks.
-Animals >> people
-I know I have way too much stuff in this.
-IG: imbatman._.fir

No, I'm batman.

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imbatmanfir's favorite FMLs

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML


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On 10/22/2014 at 10:47am - animals - by MouserMan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML


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On 10/17/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by katsaysner - United States (Maine)

Today, I rode my new motorcycle to work for the first time. As I accelerated, I felt a sharp pain in my neck. Apparently, poisonous spiders can actually get trapped inside motorbike helmets. Duly noted. FML

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by housewiththinwalls - Sweden

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML


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On 09/29/2014 at 12:48pm - health - by impure - United States

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML


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On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML


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On 09/18/2014 at 11:15pm - love - by clairebear104 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML


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On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML


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On 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML


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On 09/08/2014 at 6:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my sister told me the reason why she went with me to a gay pride parade a few months ago was because she thought it would inspire me to come out. FML

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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