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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 173
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About imbatmanfir : Bands, tattoos, horror, Disney, and The Walking Dead

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Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML


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On 09/09/2014 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (3270)

On 09/08/2014 at 6:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my sister told me the reason why she went with me to a gay pride parade a few months ago was because she thought it would inspire me to come out. FML

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML


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On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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