imawesomeokay

Search for a member

imawesomeokay

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 November 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About imawesomeokay : I honestly have no idea what to write here

imawesomeokay's page activity

Visits<b>BodyCountEndless</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 11:25am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 12:37pm<b>Llamanator9913</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 3:15am<b>shitidied</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 4:54am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:35am<b>NateshN</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:02pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:50pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:15am<b>Emma1562</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:33pm<b>crushcrusher</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 9:32pm<b>DividableByZero</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 9:07pm<b>addictedtoIASIP</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 11:50pm<b>aWalrus13</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 10:47pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 3:06pm<b>damianw97</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 2:33pm<b>jrod9327</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 9:39am<b>acidicthinking</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 2:24am<b>Noah_stano</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 4:53pm

Fucked!<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:50pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 11:15am

imawesomeokay's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of imawesomeokay's badges

imawesomeokay's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

by .... / 12/23/2013 at 9:48pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

by gymgirl / 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 12:53am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

by Anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML

by fuggers :/ / 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML

by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

by spooked / 11/22/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Indiana) / Kids