Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

imasexyburrito

Offline (the 07/19/2014 at 9:26pm) | Search for a member

imasexyburrito

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About imasexyburrito : .

imasexyburrito's page activity

Visits<b>andy594328</b> - yesterday at 11:10pm<b>potatoe_sundae</b> - yesterday at 9:35pm<b>recklessryan</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 3:51pm<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 1:01am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 3:12pm<b>killer0689</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 2:45am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 4:42pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 8:57pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 3:30am<b>Theloststranger</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 11:50am<b>abdiG</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 6:01pm<b>brainymes</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 1:06am<b>SolarFlare</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 2:58pm<b>SiRiSpartan</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 11:23am<b>lannisters</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 8:18am<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 8:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 9:30am<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 6:09pm

imasexyburrito's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of imasexyburrito's badges

imasexyburrito's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (5262)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: