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Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (5262)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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