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imasexyburrito

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39470) - you deserved it (5274)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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