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imasexyburrito

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imasexyburrito

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  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33004) - you deserved it (4244)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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