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imasexyburrito

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imasexyburrito

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  • Number of visits : 631
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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imasexyburrito's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (4646)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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