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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 550
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About imanethesmart : Hey, my name's Imane, I'm white African, and I live in America!

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imanethesmart's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

#8541185
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23860) - you deserved it (2849)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:44am - health - by Username - United States

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (7289)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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