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imanethesmart
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About imanethesmart : Hey, my name's Imane, I'm white African, and I live in America!

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Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18450) - you deserved it (2140)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:44am - health - by Username - United States

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (6439)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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