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I never take things to heart
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imalosertho's favorite FMLs
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
by imalosertho / 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Kids
Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
by fartbucket51995129565 / 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 11:05am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Birthday Surprise / 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by dear god why / 05/26/2014 at 4:28pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 7:37am / United Kingdom (Wolverhampton) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anothermoose / 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw the script for the end of year assembly skit I'm forced to participate in. Looks like on my last day of high school, I'll be running around in a rainbow unicorn costume in front of my entire high school and their parents. FML
by Banana_Lord / 05/25/2014 at 9:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PsychoBillyGoat / 05/25/2014 at 8:47pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals
by whoops / 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy