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imaginationrox
  • Town/Country : Little B., Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About imaginationrox : I'm so cool no one pays attention to me!

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Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML

#4925971 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (28277)

On 08/30/2009 at 8:19am - love - by regected (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a business trip, I walked in to the house to find my husband nowhere to be seen. I called out his name and he came round the corner saying "Coming baby." When he came through the door he said "Oh it's you..." FML

#4923789 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (43824) - you deserved it (1754)

On 08/30/2009 at 3:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (8927) - you deserved it (46557)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)