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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11914
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ima_krackerr : Well hi there :)

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ima_krackerr's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML

by ima_krackerr / 05/30/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

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Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

by beatricesank / 05/23/2009 at 10:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy