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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About im_joking : Hey my name is Joe. I'm from Saint Louis. To pass time between school and work I like to play Diplomacy! Also, I love and hate politics and am a big conservative

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Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML

#20786059
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44992) - you deserved it (13344)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

#20785565
55 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

#20707362
101 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" FML

#20701776
66 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this man. FML

#20595880
67 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 6:50am - work - by no compassion - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

#20592968
89 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

#20586109
69 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML

#20582400
110 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by nice education you've got there (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

#20579242
67 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

#20577290
109 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)



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