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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1157
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About im_bored_tired : I'm awesome. So is Five Finger Death Punch. But you already know that.

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Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML


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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML


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On 11/25/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML


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