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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About im_bored_tired : I'm awesome. So is Five Finger Death Punch. But you already know that.

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

#17313020
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39574) - you deserved it (7510)

On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

#17294151
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22200) - you deserved it (29825)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32378) - you deserved it (6550)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (10812)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30160) - you deserved it (2303)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML

#17232023
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24508) - you deserved it (2776)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40741) - you deserved it (2779)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41313) - you deserved it (3670)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19970) - you deserved it (47668)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27935) - you deserved it (5486)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8730) - you deserved it (51562)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29092) - you deserved it (4973)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35941) - you deserved it (4342)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35941) - you deserved it (4342)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52537) - you deserved it (10495)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)



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