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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by cutiekenz21 - United States (Oregon)
Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States
Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
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