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Today, I walked into Mcdonalds to get a meal. I saw the donation box and felt generous so put some money in. Instead of putting a $5 note I put a $100 note. I asked if they could open it to get it back. They didn't have a key. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 8:55pm - money - by Aboriginal (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by Titi14 - United States (New York)
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)
Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 8:03pm - health - by sunny_ca559 - United States
Today, while at my tutoring job, a middle school kid couldn't find a word in the online dictionary. I told him he could check a regular paperback dictionary. His response was, "That's what you did in your day. That's not what we do in our day." I'm only 19. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by csc4lyfe09 - United States (Kansas)
Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 9:24pm - love - by pizzafaceinc (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by whywilson.. (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of underwear for a week. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by :( - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Ben - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm - work - by Fonzie34 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 11:07am - work - by Anon - United States
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