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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2873
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (3371)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

#7897076
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9338) - you deserved it (30188)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36824) - you deserved it (4311)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

#7891851
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31955) - you deserved it (4293)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

#7860912
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (2158)

On 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by UptoHERE (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

#7839912
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8736) - you deserved it (37422)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

#7813334
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27857) - you deserved it (4131)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:32pm - animals - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12421) - you deserved it (52004)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

#7732891
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7439) - you deserved it (91564)

On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36106) - you deserved it (6916)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML

#7613726
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8446) - you deserved it (29492)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47044) - you deserved it (13444)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

#7521211
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4995) - you deserved it (57333)

On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44391) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML

#7481282
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (2549)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version



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