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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 9:49am - love - by anon17 - United States
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Stephanie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)
Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by disgusted - United States (Georgia)
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