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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (73228) - you deserved it (4314)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I found a note on my door that said "You're the sexiest person I've ever stalked". Later, I found another note that said "Sorry, that was meant for your roommate. You aren't my type." Not even a creepy stalker thinks I'm attractive. FML

#3041162 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (37101) - you deserved it (2183)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

#2935606 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (41213) - you deserved it (2607)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my daughter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

#2935296 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (3888)

On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (2560)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

#2671287 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (51589) - you deserved it (4612)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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