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About iluvevil01 : Hi person I don't know! Why you are reading this beats me. I'm on the phone app so I don't get messages. I'm pretty crazy and have been recently given the title "queen of weird" BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!! >:3
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Today, mah step-mom threw out some of the ( boxes of junk ) in mah room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat. I guess she and everyone else in mah family won't be receiving those Christmas presents. FML
Today, a shopper approachd me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignord his comment, until he got so upset that he wantd to speak to mah manager. It would have been understandable if I actually workd there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself an the person in the next stall. In rush to get out of there, I managed to get ass stuck in the toilet seat, an ended up bieng pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a wipped cream bra wit cerry nipples, captioned, ( I ope you enjoyed your dinner, now ow about some dessert??? ) I meant to send it to ma fiancé. I sent it by mistake to ma dad. FML
Today, After Aving Finally Kicked Ma Insomnia's Ass After Tree Ours, I Was Woken Up By Someting I Only Tougt Appened In Movies. Someone Ad Paid Fir A Mariaci Band To Play Fir Teir Girlfriend, Outside Ma Apartment, In Te Middle Of Te Nigt. FML
Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML
Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML
Today, I trid to motivate mah 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, an not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML
Friday 27 March 2015