About iluvevil01 : Hi person I don't know! Why you are reading this beats me. I'm on the phone app so I don't get messages. I'm pretty crazy and have been recently given the title "queen of weird" BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!! >:3
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by Harejordan / 02/04/2009 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
by houdini / 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
by ThatsNotRight / 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Hawaii) / Animals
Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2009 at 11:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 5:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by spoony / 01/19/2009 at 12:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Wenny / 01/18/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by blegh / 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Miscellaneous
by Faxshadow / 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML