About iluvevil01 : Hi person I don't know! Why you are reading this beats me. I'm on the phone app so I don't get messages. I'm pretty crazy and have been recently given the title "queen of weird" BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!! >:3
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Today, my parents took my iPad back to the store and exchanged it for two cheap knock off tablets. Reason being my little brother threatened to run away because I had one and he didn't. I bought the iPad on my own after graduation. They kept the difference in price. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:34am - kids - by evilmuffinlord (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)
Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:55pm - work - by awk1 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)
Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:58pm - kids - by Married2handsome - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:48pm - love - by kiss98367 (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, I was having back pains and was making moaning noises because of the pain. My neighbors came over to my apartment to complain. When I opened the door I let out a moan and the woman said, "See! I told you she wasn't having sex!" FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 9:37am - health - by back pain - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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