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iluvdavid
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iluvdavid : Hey guys. Im a 15 year old girl trying to find her place in this crazy fast paced world. Im originaly from Utah but moved to New York to pursue modeling because i am 5'11 or maybe 6'0. Have any more queations just ask. :)

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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262 (332)

I agree, your life sucks (40091) - you deserved it (6001)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (220477)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737801) - you deserved it (61008)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419942) - you deserved it (30689)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)