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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2295
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iluvFMLs15 : Hello everyone :) I'm Jordan. I'm just a normal teenager without the need to want everything I see. And not an illiterate baboon.

I write a lot of poetry. It really helps out my depression. In a way I feel like it understands me better than my close friends.

I come onto FML because I like a good chuckle and the comments are usually great.

I'm very random and weird and not your typical person. I get told all the time that I'm weird, and to be honest I'm proud to be weird!!! I feel like I'm the odd ball and in a weird way that brings me comfort.

Wanna know anything, just ask. kik- jordann.nicholee

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Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48555) - you deserved it (3839)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML

#21163432
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34309) - you deserved it (15580)

On 06/05/2014 at 12:11am - health - by fat and alone - United States (Alabama)

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

#21157319
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39923) - you deserved it (8894)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

#21157299
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41270) - you deserved it (4319)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

#21155744
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42739) - you deserved it (3958)

On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58018) - you deserved it (4151)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45435) - you deserved it (26775)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60847) - you deserved it (5021)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML

#21154073
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40537) - you deserved it (7124)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML

#21153823
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37131) - you deserved it (3595)

On 05/27/2014 at 8:13pm - health - by cc13799 - United States (New York)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

#21153742
110 comments

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stayed away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44389) - you deserved it (3402)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46720) - you deserved it (4165)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45418) - you deserved it (5827)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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