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About iluvFMLs15 : Hello everyone :) I'm Jordan. I'm just an average teenager without the need to want everything I see. And not an illiterate baboon. I write a lot of poetry. I'm very random and weird and not your typical person. I get told all the time that I'm weird, and to be honest I'm proud to be weird!!! I feel like I'm the odd ball and in a weird way that brings me comfort. Wanna know anything, just ask. kik- jordann.nicholee.95 ask.fm- ask.fm/i_love_pvssy
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Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
Friday 19 December 2014