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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8874
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iluvFMLs15 : Hello everyone :) I'm Jordan. I'm just an average teenager without the need to want everything I see. And not an illiterate baboon. I write a lot of poetry. I'm very random and weird and not your typical person. I get told all the time that I'm weird, and to be honest I'm proud to be weird!!! I feel like I'm the odd ball and in a weird way that brings me comfort. Wanna know anything, just ask. kik- jordann.nicholee.95 ask.fm- ask.fm/i_love_pvssy

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iluvFMLs15's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

#21313515
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30939) - you deserved it (3688)

On 12/08/2014 at 12:03am - misc - by BedazzledAlpaca (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37084) - you deserved it (4343)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34123) - you deserved it (3805)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

#21300331
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33898) - you deserved it (3734)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (34670)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49390) - you deserved it (3485)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I overheard my co-workers talking about how they don't need flu shots because everyone else gets them. These people are in the medical industry. FML

#21286250
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32486) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40am - work - by Silbax1 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML

#21284911
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43829) - you deserved it (3614)

On 10/25/2014 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife. FML

#21283962
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37433) - you deserved it (3627)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34744) - you deserved it (3959)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

#21266933
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52810) - you deserved it (4523)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44536) - you deserved it (7540)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

#21265203
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41053) - you deserved it (4498)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML

#21264874
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32376) - you deserved it (3174)

On 09/25/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by disgusted - United States (Maine)



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