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About ilpapagrande : Not here to make friends, I just like reading opinionated remarks from people who assume they know stuff. If I visited your profile, it means you wrote something stupid/funny. Don't take it personally, cause I don't. I use mobile app so might never see your message and will definitely miss your ignorant self-righteous rant. Someday I might, don't give up! Now that we're done with the pleasantries what are you still doing here? Are you too stupid to be offended or are you amused as a result of being too stupid? And here you are, still reading right after I just insulted you! Shoo, go away, this is not an attempt to feed your sick masochistic self hatred. Go on now, bye!
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