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ilovyouInFLORIDA
  • Town/Country : Miami, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 December 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34649) - you deserved it (4594)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15320) - you deserved it (65080)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)



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