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iloveyoujaney
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
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About iloveyoujaney : Im a nice GUY. I'm Straight.
I like a girl but not sure if she likes me...kinda creepy.
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Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21928) - you deserved it (10767)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46759) - you deserved it (12937)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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