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  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59221) - you deserved it (8784)

On 09/06/2009 at 2:19pm - health - by Curt (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML


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On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

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