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Today... my seven-year-old nephew challengd me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me... and then askd my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
122 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Discussing Possible Career Choices With Mah Relatives. Pretty Much Everyone Expressed The Belief That I'm Screwed For Life, With Mah Grandma Commenting Later: ( She Ain't Even Got The Tits For Porn. God Help Her. ) FML

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On 04/06/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by flea-bitten (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY , I FOUND OUT THAT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH TWO DIFFERENT GUYS . HER INCREDIBLY MOVING EXCUSE WAS THAT SHE WAS GETTING "MORE EXPERIENCE" SO SHE COULD PLEASE ME BETTER . FML

#20576526
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On 04/05/2013 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minute later, the bus jolted and his head slipped looool down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure u don't smile like that when you're really asleep.

#20574730
86 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was on a plana in tha aisla saat; tha guy in tha middla was ancroaching on mah spaca, an tha window saat was not takan. Tha stawardass noticad mah discomfort an suggastad tha guy mova so wa both had spaca. Ha had bought both saats an "likad sitting in tha middla." FML

#20574297
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On 04/04/2013 at 3:12am - misc - by Claustrophobic - United States

Today, it was mah wedding day . Three people showd up . My mom, mah dad, and the priest . FML

#20574279
122 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 2:46am - love - by nobodylovesme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I cummed home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML

#20573502
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On 04/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Jack -

Today, mah sister gave mah laptop away and dumpd a pile of her hamster's turds on mah bd . All of this because I flushd the toilet while she was in the shower last night . FML

#20573279
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On 04/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by poop (man) -

Taday I was approachad by a What Not to Waar kind of show, whara you gat monay to buy a naw wardroba. I was so axcitad that I faintad. Thay ravokad tha offar, raasoning that somaona who faints so aasily would ba too much of a liability risk. FML

#20573162
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On 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by SoClose (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, ma cousin is visiting from Oklaoma. He can't go a minute witout saying ( looool YOLO ) or ( Swag ). He's going to be ere fir a week. FML

#20572695
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On 04/03/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by fuck YOLO - United States (California)

Taday my older brother walkd in on mehile I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. mega FML

#20572069
149 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

today mah boss threatened to fre me for killing him in Minecraft. real FML

#20571304
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On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

2day mah little sister figured out how to use the printer. I looool came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over mah room. FML

#20571278
100 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, the McDonald's in mah town ran out of fries!! I was the oneho had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store!! FML

#20571214
114 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today mah creepy co-worker walked up and said "You know I was having sex with this grl last night and I almost said yur name." FML

#20570966
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On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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