Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ilovesoccer1610

Offline (4 hours ago) | Search for a member

ilovesoccer1610

4Fucked!

ilovesoccer1610ilovesoccer1610
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 January 2001 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ilovesoccer1610 : I love playing all sports and reading

ilovesoccer1610's page activity

Visits<b>jocamo</b> - 15 hours ago<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:52am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 11:56pm<b>HofstraGirl</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 11:33pm<b>becca1998</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:58pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 7:16am<b>vikky538</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 12:16am<b>CogadhTallon</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:41pm<b>MaltWarrior</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:30pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 12:50am<b>Stevethatguy</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:56am<b>Replyka</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 7:40pm<b>0dd80d</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 4:14am<b>cleydc</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 1:14pm<b>abn110</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:55am<b>hotel135</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 12:27am<b>g_willikers24</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 6:36am<b>Hildy93</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:21am

Fucked!<b>HofstraGirl</b> - yesterday at 5:34am<b>becca1998</b> - yesterday at 4:58am<b>Rainb0wdash9</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:53am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 6:14am

ilovesoccer1610's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of ilovesoccer1610's badges

ilovesoccer1610's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

#21525162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17873) - you deserved it (1075)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm - health - by notaman (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

#21519574
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (1884)

On 01/26/2016 at 4:18am - love - by CaptMacLeod (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML

#21517961
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21545) - you deserved it (2025)

On 01/21/2016 at 9:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

#21515773
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21975) - you deserved it (1143)

On 01/16/2016 at 12:52am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (6198)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that you can give your grandpa a Vietnam flashback when you set off a leftover firecracker from New Years. I also found out that a 76 year old hits pretty fucking hard when freaking out. FML

#21510579
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18812) - you deserved it (7677)

On 01/02/2016 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

#21508989
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23654) - you deserved it (2115)

On 12/29/2015 at 7:04am - love - by debiebs (woman) - Brazil (Bahia)

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

#21502798
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (1268)

On 12/12/2015 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

#21499273
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20444) - you deserved it (7882)

On 12/02/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Nightbird827 (man) -

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

#21494946
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (3540)

On 11/20/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by nozVail - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

#21494790
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

#21492099
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (2445)

On 11/13/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: