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by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Patrick R / 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
by vlcardenx3 / 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by cooldude / 07/01/2010 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
by wooed / 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
by swedishdude / 11/14/2009 at 8:37am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
by Peta2nNoMore / 07/04/2009 at 6:42am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
- Today, my brother and his girlfriend decided to tell my family that they got engaged and my entire… Today, I have come to discover that I am on my period, have pink eye, and a headache. This would be… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and when I was just about to climax, he stopped then told…