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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 August 1994 (17 years)
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Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32020) - you deserved it (7097)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21923) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (41229) - you deserved it (6173)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (3885)

On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29285) - you deserved it (11740)

On 07/07/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by BadLuckinLove (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7648) - you deserved it (24643)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58938) - you deserved it (8807)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16332) - you deserved it (33703)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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