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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1994 (21 years)
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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML


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On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML


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