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ilovehamburgers
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 489
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About ilovehamburgers : I love:
hamburgers
sharks
godzilla
cupcakes
high heels
rock music
literature
greek dramas
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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (2580)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57583) - you deserved it (5288)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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