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About ilovehamburgers : I love:
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high heels
rock music
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greek dramas
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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40940) - you deserved it (3558)

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