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About ilovehamburgers : I love:
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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40851) - you deserved it (3551)

On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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