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About ilovehamburgers : I love:
hamburgers
sharks
godzilla
cupcakes
high heels
rock music
literature
greek dramas
pre-history
cartoons
chocolate milk
gummy worms
tenor saxophones

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Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40825) - you deserved it (3549)

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