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About ilovegage627 : message me if you think i might be cool lol :D hi ppl out there how are u hi
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Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Luke (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 1:58am - misc - by Me. - United States (Texas)
Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend. FML
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On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
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On 07/22/2010 at 11:10am - misc - by Elliot (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 3:32pm - love - by Jessi - United States
Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States
Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Lana (woman) - Austria (Wien)
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