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ilovefmlife
  • Town/Country : Miami, Florida
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 38937
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ilovefmlife : I'm from Miami bitch
lol just kidding (about the bitch part) (:

There's not much to say except that I love to laugh so this site is a gift from god :D
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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

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262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63698) - you deserved it (33788)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

#1103682
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On 04/18/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)



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