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About iloveeyouuxD : Hey:)
Ummm.. Not sure what to say...
Love life and living every minute of life to it's fullest :)
I have had one FML posted, but it was under a different name and fake haha yeah so don't message me cuz I won't answer cuz I'm on my iPod! Alrighty bye!
(But if you must message me, I love getting messages when I check it. Haha:D)


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Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML


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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


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