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About iloveeyouuxD : Hey:)
Ummm.. Not sure what to say...
Love life and living every minute of life to it's fullest :)
I have had one FML posted, but it was under a different name and fake haha yeah so don't message me cuz I won't answer cuz I'm on my iPod! Alrighty bye!
(But if you must message me, I love getting messages when I check it. Haha:D)
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Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
Friday 14 November 2014