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iloveeyouuxD

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 965
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About iloveeyouuxD : Hey:)
Ummm.. Not sure what to say...
Love life and living every minute of life to it's fullest :)
I have had one FML posted, but it was under a different name and fake haha yeah so don't message me cuz I won't answer cuz I'm on my iPod! Alrighty bye!
(But if you must message me, I love getting messages when I check it. Haha:D)



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iloveeyouuxD's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

by apparentlyugly / 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

by SmoothTalker / 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy