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by number2 / 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Hairytoes / 10/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/30/2011 at 4:51am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by misTreated / 05/30/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by IlikeGreenPlants / 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
by amburrr / 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
by dumbo / 07/30/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
by hatboxghost / 07/09/2009 at 1:17am / United States / Love
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
by NoPainNoGain / 06/05/2009 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Health
- Today, I watched pride and prejudice for the first time. I wanted to sit down and enjoy the movie… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…