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ilovedinosawers
  • Town/Country : Basement, My mom's house.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 848
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ilovedinosawers : I suppose I should write something interesting about myself. But you probably don't care about that. So, just to annoy you, I shall tell you about the life of me.
I like music. Not shit like "fuck bitches, get money!" No, I am an advanced chorus student. I like to preform.
But I hate dumb people, immature people, and rude people. So if you fall under these categories, don't talk to me.
That is all.

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Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15364) - you deserved it (19659)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
215 comments

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32497) - you deserved it (2442)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

#18905780
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15890) - you deserved it (12027)

On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (1816)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
218 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20250) - you deserved it (6100)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
131 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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157 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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107 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34024) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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