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ilovecheesenips2
  • Town/Country : hottieville :)), Ohio
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ilovecheesenips2 : Ninja luverrrr :)) I kick asss

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Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39032) - you deserved it (1353)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (47113) - you deserved it (14077)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I did some math. Relaxing bubble bath soap: $17.00. Enough water to fill a bathtub: $10. Favorite tea: $4. Organic candle: $8. Looking out the window to see your 70+ year old male neighbor taking pictures of you lowering yourself into your bath: Priceless. FML

#2370756 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (53205) - you deserved it (8273)

On 05/28/2009 at 11:00am - money - by BABYof_theGROUP (woman) - United States (Georgia)