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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25855) - you deserved it (3446)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

#12842003
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22220) - you deserved it (7988)

On 08/31/2010 at 6:33pm - misc - by nemi (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12607) - you deserved it (112884)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6929) - you deserved it (66895)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)



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