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ilm350

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4742
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ilm350 : FML makes me laugh and creeps me out sometimes :D oh and I love music!!

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Today I Had To Force Myself To Take A Dump At School, Even Though I Have Severe Restroom Anxiety And Shyness. I Had Finally Relaxed Enough To Go When The Tornado Drills Went Off Mid-dump, And 46 Students And Teachers Packed Into The Bathroom With Me. FML

#20048959
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33176) - you deserved it (2241)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I realizd that if I did tomorrow, the only photos available for mah funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filld yearbook photos, and several pictures from mah MySpace days,here I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

#20016902
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17504) - you deserved it (7251)

On 08/12/2012 at 1:31pm - misc - by kherien (woman) - United States

Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22177) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (3116)

On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Yesterday, I was pooping at a local Targethen I heard someone say "You need to eat more looool solids, your pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

#20000823
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (1653)

On 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today , I was walking home from work,hen a clearly homeless guyho smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me , pinned me to a wall , and demanded that I hand over mah "booty". I don't knowhether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow , but either way , he's now over £100 richer.

#19987585
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18528) - you deserved it (2093)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML

#19987541
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (7279)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today te power went out in my area . My wife an I were bored so I lit some candles poured some wine an left little to er imagination aboutat my intent was . We cuddled aile an as I leaned in for a kiss te power cummed back on . Se was more excited tat te WiFi was back tan anyting . FML

#19986265
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23300) - you deserved it (2019)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (2104)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

I WALKED TOO CLOSE TO A FIRST-AID KIT STICKING OUT OF A WALL AT WORK, AND IT CUT MY ARM. LAUGING AT TE IRONY, I OPENED IT TO GET A BAND AID OUT. IT WAS EMPTY. MEGA FML

#19928485
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25150) - you deserved it (2419)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33965) - you deserved it (1596)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27614) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

I had eight teeth removed in preparation fir getting mah braces fitted !! My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk !! FML

#19900081
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21088) - you deserved it (2046)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by Julie is in pain (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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