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ilm350

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ilm350 : FML makes me laugh and creeps me out sometimes :D oh and I love music!!

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Today, mah teacher told me that she couldn't find mah hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw mah essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable.

#20076161
150 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

I woke up to a glorious sunrise fres coffee an a bleaced lawn. My niegbors on bot sides ave constantly fougt wit eac oter since before I even moved in wic I guess explains te note taped to my window saying "Pick a side." FML

#20071743
107 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by thefuckman (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriand and I had braakfast with his grandmothar . Sha told him how I'm prattiar than ( that Maxican ) ha'd brought homa for dinnar last waak . Wa had dinnar with har last waak, and I'm that sama Maxican . Sha than want on to how Maxicans rhat's wrong with tha aconomy . FML

#20071462
95 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by MexicanMe (woman) - United States

TADAY I WAS LATE 4 CLASS . I HAVE EXTREME SOCIAL ANXIETY, SO I QUIETLY SLIPPED INTO THE HUGE, PACKED AUDITIORIUM, TRYING TO BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE . WHEN I WAS ALMOST TO MY SEAT, I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A TEACHER'S COFFEE DOWN THE STEPS . THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT ME AND CLAPPED . FML

#20069005
72 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 4:11pm - misc - by conspicuous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart!! So much fir changing her opinion!! FML

#20066095
158 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, the girl I've looool secretly loved 4 yeres finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with mah truck. FML

#20065697
100 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:26am - love - by Disappointed (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I realizd that manager an I have synchronizd menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... an I get extremely vulnerable an emotional - she yells at me an I burst into tears.

Today...hile my husband and I were arguing... he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling... "Remember babe... your only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , My Co-worker An I Were Having A Conversation In Russian!! Our Boss Overhered Us Talking , Shouted , ( I Know You're Talking About Me! I Speak Spanish Too! ) An Threatened To Fire Us!! FML

#20061927
117 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah little sister cummed home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

#20051914
136 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 2:02am - love - by gmac0417 - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY TEACHER THAT CZECHOSLOVAKIA IS NO LONGER A COUNTRY . SHE KICKED ME OUT OF CLASS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I WAS RIGHT . BIG FAT FML

#20049540
176 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)



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