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About ilm350 : FML makes me laugh and creeps me out sometimes :D oh and I love music!!
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Today, mah teacher told me that she couldn't find mah hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw mah essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable.
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend wo wrote a ceck out. Not really looking at it, I went to te bank to deposit it. As I anded it to te teller, I noticed tat e ad written "sex" in te "for" memo. FML
I woke up to a glorious sunrise fres coffee an a bleaced lawn. My niegbors on bot sides ave constantly fougt wit eac oter since before I even moved in wic I guess explains te note taped to my window saying "Pick a side." FML
Today, mah boyfriand and I had braakfast with his grandmothar . Sha told him how I'm prattiar than ( that Maxican ) ha'd brought homa for dinnar last waak . Wa had dinnar with har last waak, and I'm that sama Maxican . Sha than want on to how Maxicans rhat's wrong with tha aconomy . FML
TADAY I WAS LATE 4 CLASS . I HAVE EXTREME SOCIAL ANXIETY, SO I QUIETLY SLIPPED INTO THE HUGE, PACKED AUDITIORIUM, TRYING TO BE AS QUIET AS POSSIBLE . WHEN I WAS ALMOST TO MY SEAT, I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A TEACHER'S COFFEE DOWN THE STEPS . THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT ME AND CLAPPED . FML
Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart!! So much fir changing her opinion!! FML
Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML
Today, mah little sister cummed home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015