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ilm350

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About ilm350 : FML makes me laugh and creeps me out sometimes :D oh and I love music!!

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TODAY... I LEREND FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S TEACHER THAT SHE HAS BEEN WEREING THE SAME SHRT 4 THE PAST FEW WEEKS... EVER SINCE WE HAD A FIGHT ABOUT HOW I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER. FML

#20117763
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On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment 4 her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room 4 hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

TODAY... I WAS TALKING TO MAH FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW ABOUT MAH UPCOMING WEDDING. SHE TOLD ME THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THE WEDDING AT A CHURCH... NOR WEAR AHITE DRESS... NOR HAVE ROSES 4 FLOWERS... BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I'D BE "COPYING" HER. MEGA FML

#20115456
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On 10/13/2012 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, fir the second week in a row, brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML

#20115354
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On 10/13/2012 at 6:25pm - misc - by fucking fratricidal (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today wila ma usband and I ara bot stuck in ta batroom from food poisoning our 3-yaar-old son is taking looool advantaga of is fraadom. All I can aar is banging noisas and wild laugtar. I'm afraid to laava ta batroom.

#20114686
113 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

today my crush and I were volunteering at looool a local farm. He confessd to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leand in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

#20109154
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On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well . She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time . I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween fir the rest of the year . FML

#20103809
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On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was invitd to mah boyfriend's house 4 dinner 4 the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showd mah appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it cuz when I lookd up everyone was staring. His dad mutterd, ( Slow the hell down. ) FML

#20102773
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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

looool Yesterday, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I asked a grl out !! She replied, ( Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian !! ) FML

#20101904
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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML

#20094121
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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture an twenty-five minute later I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep.

#20092439
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On 09/28/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband an I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route an pretend to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

#20091884
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On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I Was So Happy To Be Leaving The Hospital After Breaking Mah Arm The Night Before. Just As I Walked Out Of The Doors , A Huge Ambulance Team Was Running In At The Same Time And Knocked Me Down Full Force. I Now Have A Broken Ankle. FML

#20091853
129 comments

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On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)



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