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Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
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On 10/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by britchick95 (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Joey - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 10:56am - misc - by OhMeGerd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States
Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am beyond terrified. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I made a Facebook status asking if anyone wanted to hang out. A couple hours later, I logged back in, only find the status with no likes and only one comment. The comment said "no-one." FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 11:28am - misc - by Robert - United States (California)
Today, I fell asleep in class. One minute I'm listening to a lecture, and twenty-five minutes later, I'm waking up screaming in agony in front of everyone after biting my tongue in my sleep. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)
Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to sing at karaoke. I sang a romantic love ballad to him. He dedicated Rick James' "Super Freak" to me. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by MB101 (woman) - United States
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
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On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States
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