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ilm350

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ilm350

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4743
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ilm350 : FML makes me laugh and creeps me out sometimes :D oh and I love music!!

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Today, during lunc, ma coworker offered me er food, claiming se was full!! I was still quite ungry, so I accepted it!! Halfway troug eating te sandwices, ma boss walked in and started interrogating people over wo took is lunc!! I quickly realized I was te one eating it!! FML

#20479916
62 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)

2day I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weater for my bus !! Wen it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on te icy ground !! Te driver waited a wole 2 seconds before snorting, ( Ain't nobody got time for tis sit ), closing te doors, and driving off !! FML

#20476700
116 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything!! Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors!! I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book!! FML

#20475517
138 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I made my first snowman ever, an ten crieden my big broter kicked it to pieces !! I'm 27 !! FML

#20475358
89 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today While Video Chatting With Grlfriend, Who Lives On The Other Side Of The Country, I Thought I'd Play A Song Fir Her On Guitar. The String Broke And Hit Me In The Face. I Burst Into Tears And Had To Hang Up. FML

#20471171
87 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Taday my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven... a dryer... a dishwasher... a looool toilet... an a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

#20470154
89 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was discussing with mah husband how it was time I stoppd taking birth control so we could have a baby. He lookd at me an said sincerely, ( We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think? ). He's 35 an I'm 32. FML

#20469230
118 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:13am - love - by StillTooYoung (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

#20465228
80 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mom wishd me "Happy Conception Day." FML

#20462817
117 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after a long, horrible day at work an some fighting with my family an my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
175 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

TODAY, I FINALLY FELT READY TO HAVE SEX FIR THE FIRST TIME, WITH MAH BOYFRIEND OF NEARLY 8 MONTHS . WHEN I TOLD HIM, THING BECAME INTIMATE AND PANTS CUMMED OFF . HE THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "YEAH, I CAN'T DO THIS." THE REST OF THE NIGHT WAS SPENT IN AWKWARD SILENCE . FML

#20460703
125 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Taday my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walkd into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, coverd in ketchup. She laughedhen I began to scream. FML

#20460540
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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Today... a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted... "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML

#20459715
105 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 9:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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