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Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33913) - you deserved it (3818)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38896) - you deserved it (3218)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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