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ilikeyouuu
  • Town/Country : San Juan, Usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 September 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 1615
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML

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240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28271) - you deserved it (5893)

On 03/01/2011 at 4:08pm - love - by Distraught (woman) - Reserved

Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML

#14408064
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19775) - you deserved it (7468)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:51am - work - by bad_luck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104459) - you deserved it (14016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

#14114880
143 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 12:25am - love - by 1fungi -

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

#14114390
96 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
161 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

#13132035
200 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

#12989156
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33387) - you deserved it (3916)

On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (11740)

On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
229 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425
174 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
308 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

#8292337
255 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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