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ilikepieandpie
  • Town/Country : Rainsville, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ilikepieandpie : Really bored. Need Booze

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (4907)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (4907)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (4907)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (4907)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25028) - you deserved it (4122)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
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I agree, your life sucks (43675) - you deserved it (23986)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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