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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ilikepieandpie : Really bored. Need Booze

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (5202)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (5471)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
122 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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