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About ilianaaa : You can call me Lilly. I'm a second year college student. I transferred from Texas A&M to Texas State University. Reading FML's somehow helps me start to appreciate the good things lol Message me.
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Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (3403)

On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML


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On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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