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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ilianaaa : College freshman. 18. Employeed. (TAMUCC) Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi. love sleeping, the beach, texting & reading FML's. I somehow start to appreciate the good things ;) Message me.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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ilianaaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23961) - you deserved it (3096)

On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (1988)

On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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