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Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today , I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident , so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clerely Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us , claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
TODAY I FOUND A VERY LIGHT BLONDE LONG HAIR ON MAH MARITAL BED'S PILLOW. I CONFRONTED MAH HUSBAND ABOUT IT AND AFTER HOURS OF ARGUMENT AND ME THROWING HIS STUFF OUT OF THE HOUSE I FOUND ANOTHER. ATTACHED TO MAH HEAD. MY HUSBAND ISN'T HAVING AN AFFAIR I'M JUST GOING GREY. FML
Today... only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 an has no children. She is 46 an has a pregnant daughterho she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather... but in any case... son is going to be one before me. FML
Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML
Today , I helpd a very large elderly man,ho thankd me and trid to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him , "We are not allowd to accept tips from customers." His reply was , "You're going to take this fucking money," and shovd it in my pocket. I'm now being written up fir it. FML
Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork an beans. FML
Today, I told ma mom tat ma boyfriend, wo I've been living wit 4 a year, and I were moving to anoter state at te end of te mont. I told er in a restaurant, over lunc, were se ten just got up and left me tere witout saying a word.
Today, aftar ma dad trying avary bait, ormona, and poison, ta cockroacas in tis apartmant ava gona crazy. Tay r trying to kill tamsalvas. Ona triad to commit suicida, by suffocation, in ma mout tis morning. FML
Friday 27 March 2015