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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3360
  • Number of comments : 377
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident , so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clerely Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us , claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

#21343482
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (2313)

On 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm - misc - by Elrond Hubbard (man) - United States

TODAY I FOUND A VERY LIGHT BLONDE LONG HAIR ON MAH MARITAL BED'S PILLOW. I CONFRONTED MAH HUSBAND ABOUT IT AND AFTER HOURS OF ARGUMENT AND ME THROWING HIS STUFF OUT OF THE HOUSE I FOUND ANOTHER. ATTACHED TO MAH HEAD. MY HUSBAND ISN'T HAVING AN AFFAIR I'M JUST GOING GREY. FML

#21314908
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17344) - you deserved it (39281)

On 12/10/2014 at 7:59am - love - by mastel07 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today... only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 an has no children. She is 46 an has a pregnant daughterho she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather... but in any case... son is going to be one before me. FML

#21308718
48 comments

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On 11/30/2014 at 12:29pm - kids - by Greatgrandpa (man) - Curacao

Today , I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on!! He texted back: "Jfc , why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off"!! big fat FML

#21308108
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28890) - you deserved it (5876)

On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cama homa lata from work. As I got out of mah car, I noticad a child-shapad silhouatta in mah badroom window. I almost shat mysalf, sinca I liva alona. I saarchad tha whola housa, sobbing in faar, only to fina no traca of whatavar or whoavar I'd saan. FML

#21306286
153 comments

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On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today , I helpd a very large elderly man,ho thankd me and trid to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him , "We are not allowd to accept tips from customers." His reply was , "You're going to take this fucking money," and shovd it in my pocket. I'm now being written up fir it. FML

#21304848
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (2640)

On 11/23/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by justinmdent - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork an beans. FML

#21304482
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23082) - you deserved it (7680)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm - misc - by college student - United States (Ohio)

today I eld te door open fir an old lady, before realizing se was a teacer taking 20-plus kids to lunc at local burger joint, all of wom got in front of me in te line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told ma mom tat ma boyfriend, wo I've been living wit 4 a year, and I were moving to anoter state at te end of te mont. I told er in a restaurant, over lunc, were se ten just got up and left me tere witout saying a word.

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (24060)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, aftar ma dad trying avary bait, ormona, and poison, ta cockroacas in tis apartmant ava gona crazy. Tay r trying to kill tamsalvas. Ona triad to commit suicida, by suffocation, in ma mout tis morning. FML

#21282365
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35765) - you deserved it (3140)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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