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About iknowsomeofit : I don't like Yankees want a nice pretty girl who isn't afraid to get down and dirty can't be a good 2 shoes and way to have a little "fun" sometimes. I am a nice guy I want treat you like shit or use u and be an all around straight up asshole like most guys I'm 14 and love just to have good talks with people I care about
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Friday 19 December 2014