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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iknowsomeofit : I don't like Yankees want a nice pretty girl who isn't afraid to get down and dirty can't be a good 2 shoes and way to have a little "fun" sometimes. I am a nice guy I want treat you like shit or use u and be an all around straight up asshole like most guys I'm 14 and love just to have good talks with people I care about

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Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (3476)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens for my school. They sent me to the counselor, suspended me, and recommended I go to therapy. FML

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65354) - you deserved it (3552)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm - love - by Tiana - United States

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