About ikmfp : My name is Michael i'm a pro gamer for League of Legends (more so dota 2 now) and thinking about trying to go pro in Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3. I play many other games on xbox currently addicted to Darksiders 2, but I also like assassin creed games, skyrim, tales of vesperia, and many others. XBL tag is ikmfp if ya wanna hit me up on xbox or on here for some vidya games. I love most music except rap and country. Some of my favorite bands are The Beatles, Roar, and Fall of Troy. Oh and in the illustrious words of one of my favorite league champions. "Time to Troll" ^:)c
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
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- Today, I realized I finally had enough money saved to surprise my girlfriend with her dream trip to… Today, I was mowing the lawn. I hadn't mowed it in awhile so I didn't realise the rock that was in… Today, My two Co-Workers and I realized that we have been working for the same company for years as…